Ok I needed some laughs so I went and did a Google search for Mad Libs (remember those from back in the day?). I came across a site called Mad Glibs and I’ve had way to much fun sitting there doing a couple of them. And what fun would it be if I didn’t post for all the world to see?

Sick Note Dear School Nurse: discombobulated Lee will not be attending school today. He/she has come down with a case of Sethitis and has horrible girls and a/an huge fever. We have made an appointment with the gorgeous Dr. boom chica wah wah , who studied for many years in Bedroom and has 9 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you! Sincerely Mrs. lazy.

And last but certainly not least this one (in fact this was my favorite one and I couldn’t stop laughing! I cheated on the last question when they said to enter a person in the room that is a male – Seth obviously isn’t here but his name popped into my head & Caleb would of been the only male in the house to use but he was exempt from it cause he’s too little for me to use his name in something as silly as this. Well ok I really just wanted to use Seth’s name cause I knew it would be something funny)

My Dream Man My “Dream Man” should, first of all be very yummy and prickly. He should have a physique like Kenny Chesney, a profile like Matthew McConaughey, and the intelligence of a/an monkey. He must be polite and must always remember to tickle my woman, to tip his hero and to take my lips when crossing the street. He should move amusingly, have a/an silly voice, and should always dress cockily. I would also like him to be a/an nasty dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper mushy nothings into my knees and hold my itchy octopus. I know a/an dwarf is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Seth